About Esme

Meez close up but not ghastlyI am fifteen or something. Dirty blonde hair, green eyes, slightly on the tubsome side. The Meez is a prettied version of me because they don’t do ugly on Meez. Or if they did you’d probably have to pay extra. That is also the fattest they go which is laughable considering it is American. But I do not complain. I do not want photos of my lardiness on the net.

I don’t do boys.

By that I mean that I have friends who are boys but I don’t have boyfriends. I’m so over all that. I will probably be a nun or something. So if you are a boy, don’t get any ideas.

Having said that, if you want to get ideas I can’t stop you. Just don’t tell me about them.

Right, now that’s out of the way I can tell you more about me.

Favourite Book: Girl Meets Cake by Susie Day, with Big Woo as a close contender. Favourite authors Enid Blyton, Jacqueline Wilson, Terry Pratchett (is this getting predictable yet?)

Favourite TV: Medium, Moonlight, Charmed (anything with witches, vampires or ghosts)

Least Favourite TV: Spongebob fkin Squarepants and all related garbage

Ambition: to be a bestselling author so bestselling that I can dictate plots to someone else who will then write the book for me and I can just sign my name to them but so not like Jordan.

Location: tiny little room somewhere in the UK which I am not telling because I’m a good girl and know all about internet safety.

Reason for ‘teenage hell’ tagline: multiplefold but mainly my annoying little bro and don’t ask me about the parents because I will not tell you.

More coming soon-ish. I am being called.

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